revafisheye

No Disney names in my house

Dan and NotSimba after a walk in the rain

It's a long established rule. So, I asked some of my "comedy friends" to help rename the adorable NotSimba. This was mostly for my own entertainment (I had a couple of names floating around my brain), but to my surprise and great joy, it worked!

Here are some of my favorite suggestions.

submitted by Amy
Thimble (kind of like Simba if you have a lisp)
Mr. Whipple
Mooshi mooshi
Swayback Wilson

submitted by Michele
Sydney (from the Tony Randall show)
Beauregard JP Burnside (from Auntie Mame)
Miracle Max
Bonanza Jellybean

submitted by Sarah
bean dog
harry hamlin
kissin' spot
Mr. Pants

submitted by Cindee
Nambla
Chivas
Butternuts
Roger Clark

submitted by Stanny!
The Mysterious Dr. Glickstein
Puppystiltskin
Bobby Cordovan
Strunken White

submitted by Tony
Mickey
Minnie
Pluto
Walter M. Disney
Michael Eisner
Cinderella
That other character from Cinderella
The Little Mermaid
Lilo and Stitch

submitted by Chris
Style! (Then you could ask the Con-Ed guy, "Do you want to see my doggie, Style?")

submitted by Ashley
Moonpie
Dr. Gilbert (that's my gyno's name)
Lt. Caffey (I think that's a character in A Few Good Men)
St. Cutie Britches

submitted by Federico
snackleby (snacks for short)
scrabbles
"The Grange"
captain jazbo
goran
ivan "ironman" stewart

submitted by Kristin
Woofman Jack
Muscles LeBeau
Puffs Plus
Pie

submitted by Rachel
Raskolnikov
J. Edgar Hoover

submitted by Jeff
CUTE*
Senor Snowpants
Chiclet
The Freshness
Chucklemint

NOT CUTE
Killfloor
John Wayne Gacy

*My definition of cute includes the sub-category "nauseating"

I mulled over this list for several days, turning various names around in my head, trying them out on NotSimba. Finally, one took hold.

This list is being maintained as a database for future pet-naming needs. Please contact Crumbles Snowpea, ESQ at Barker and Meowsky, LLC A Paw Firm to inquire about royalties and permissions.

posted by revafisheye @ 4:52 PM